Love Train; Funny Valentine is an Secret card released on November 5, 2026 in Path to Vinland (Update 41.5).
Love Train; Funny Valentine
Love Train
Obtainment
Obtainment Method: Roundabout Journey - Trial drop (0.25%)
Stats
+0.0% from levels · 100 cap at this prestige
No ascension bonus
Needs A3 and level 100
- HP
- 10
- ATK
- 690
- DEF
- 1
- SPD
- 650
Base stat
Base stat
Base stat
Base stat
Recollection
Abilities
Misfortune DisregardedPassive
Effects:
• Max HP is 1 and cannot be raised or healed above it
• Has a Love Train Gauge starting at 100%, which acts as this card's real health
• Any DEF buff, including accessories and player-wide buffs, is converted into SPD and increased by 20% (Up to +100% SPD)
• Any Damage Reduction buff is converted into +2% maximum Gauge per 1% (Up to +100% maximum Gauge)
• The Gauge also gains the amount its maximum rises by
Whenever this card would take damage while the Gauge is above 5%:
• The damage is not taken, and is redirected to the source at full value
• The Gauge drops by 0.5% for every 1,000 damage redirected
While the Gauge is at 5% or below:
• The Love Train is broken and damage is taken normally, so any hit defeats this card.
Ascension 3: 
• Converted DEF buffs are increased by 30% instead of 20% (Up to +150% SPD)
Fortune RegardedPassive
Effects:
• Gains +10% Damage Inflicted for every 10% of the maximum Gauge lost (Up to +100%).
Whenever damage is redirected:
• The source takes +20% damage from all allies for 2 turns (Does not stack).
On Hit:
• Restores 2% of the maximum Gauge (Up to 100% of maximum).
Ascension 3:
• The source takes +30% damage from all allies instead of +20%
Parallel PresidentUltimate
When the Gauge first reaches 5% or below:
• Becomes Valentine (Other Dimension) for 2 turns with its own full Love Train Gauge (Once per battle)
• Can use Misfortune Disregarded and Fortune Regarded with its own Gauge
• Cannot use Parallel President, convert DEF or Damage Reduction buffs, or be healed or have its Gauge restored by allies
On return, or when its own Gauge reaches 5% or below:
• The Gauge refills to 50% of its maximum
• All enemies become 
Staggered for 1 turn
• Deals 150% ATK damage to all enemies
If the Gauge reaches 5% or below again:
• The Love Train does not return and the next hit defeats this card.
Ascension 3:
• The Gauge refills to 75% of its maximum on return instead of 50%
• Deals 250% ATK damage to all enemies on return instead of 150%
• All enemies are Staggered for 2 turns instead of 1
Prestige 2:
• The 250% ATK damage on return also deals 50% of all damage redirected by the Love Train this battle to all enemies
Bleed
Ruptured